Texts and Ramen
is it weird that i can see myself being an alcoholic when im older
is thaf normal
o.o I’m 23 and a drink never sounds like a bad idea. >.>; Fortunately I don’t have many ideas, so. :D
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
i waaaaaaannnttttttttttttttttttt
Oh gods, Vader, how I miss you and finding little piles of dookie in my room. <3
(Source: octoberr-19thh, via looselipsshipwreckships)
Hospital denied man his HIV medication. Doctor said what he did to get HIV was "against God's will"
Worst case scenario: the doc loses her license, dies in poverty, and still believes she was in the right.
(Source: bearlebrity)
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
(via bukkake--chef)

